Something Silly for those who are as tired of this election as I am!

On the First Day of election, the politicians gave to me:
John McCain sittin in a tree.

On the Second Day of election, the politicians gave to me:
Two Barak Obamas
and John McCain sittin in a tree.

On the Third Day of election, the politicians gave to me:
Three Joe Bidens,
Two Barak Obamas
and John McCain sittin in a tree.

On the Fourth Day of election, the politicians gave to me:
Four Sara Palins,
Three Joe Bidens,
Two Barak Obamas,
and John McCain sittin in a tree.

On the Fifth Day of election, the politicians gave to me:
Five Horrid Debates!
Four Sara Palins,
Three Joe Bidens,
Two Barak Obamas,
and McCain’s still there sittin in a tree.

On the Sixth Day of election, the politicians gave to me:
Six Economies Sliding,
Five Horrid Debates!
Four Sara Palins,
Three Joe Bidens,
Two Barak Obamas,
and there's McCain still sittin in a tree!

On the Seventh Day of election, the politicians gave to me:
Seven(Hundred) Billion Taxes,
Six Economies Sliding,
Five Horrid Debates!
Four Sara Palins,
Three Joe Bidens,
Two Barak Obamas,
and McCain's still sittin in a tree.

On the Eighth Day of election, the politicians gave to me:
Eight maids a mudslinging,
Seven(Hundred) Billion Taxes,
Six Economies Sliding,
Five Horrid Debates!
Four Sara Palins (Oh My God - there's another one!),
Three Joe Bidens,
Two Barak Obamas,
and I think McCain’s starting to fall out of that tree.

On the Ninth Day of election, the politicians gave to me:
Nine Congressmen a-Cheating,
Eight Maids a Mudslinging,
Seven(Hundred) Billion Taxes,
Six Economies Sliding,
Five Horrid Debates!
Four Sara Palins,
Three Joe Bidens,
Two Barak Obamas (which one is he anyway),
and McCain is definitely falling out of that tree!

On the Tenth Day of Election, the politicians gave to me:
Ten Senator's a-Sneaking,
Nine Congressmen a-Cheating,
Eight Maids a-Mudslinging,
Seven(Hundred) Billion Taxes,
Six Economies Sliding,
Five Horrid Debates!
Four Sara Palins (Personally I like the SNL one),
Three Joe Bidens,
Two Barak Obamas,
and McCain is somehow hanging on that tree!

On the Eleventh Day of Election, the politicians gave to me:
Eleven Super Rich CEOs.
Ten Senator's a-Sneaking,
Nine Congressmen a-Cheating,
Eight Maids a-Mudslinging,
Seven(Hundred) Billion Taxes,
Six Economies Sliding,
Five Horrid Debates!
Four Sara Palins,
Three Joe Bidens,
Two Barak Obamas,
and McCain is holding on for life to that tree!

On the Twelfth Day of election, the politicians gave to me:
Twelve Incredible headaches!
Eleven Super Rich CEOs.
Ten Senator's a-Sneaking,
Nine Congressmen a-Cheating,
Eight Maids a-Mudslinging,
Seven(Hundred) Billion Taxes,
Six Economies Sliding,
Five Horrid Debates!
Four Sara Palins (Get her outta here!)
Three Joe Bidens,
Two Barak Obamas,
and McCain has fallen out of that tree!

by Cynthia Kimball